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Slightly Wrong, Always Write.
An artistic place for the delightfully deranged.
There Are No Words To Say
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In a world where PC is too painful to spell,
People must say "Heck" when they really mean "Hell."
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"Richard" has replaced the once common "Dick,"
Doctor's needle must "Pinch" when we know that they "Prick."
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Chicken eggs get "Produced" when they clearly get "Laid,"
There are far too many rules than can ever be obeyed.
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So call a "Kitten" a "Pussy," and a "Rooster" a "Cock,"
Say "Ass Bra" for "Panties," "Foot Condom" for "Sock."
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Because...
We should be able to talk without having to care,
Whether we say "Short and Curlies" or just "Nut-Sack Hair."
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G. Bennett Ulrich
1998
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