Death House Press

There Are No Words To Say

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In a world where PC is too painful to spell, 
People must say "Heck" when they really mean "Hell."

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"Richard" has replaced the once common "Dick," 
Doctor's needle must "Pinch" when we know that they "Prick."

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Chicken eggs get "Produced" when they clearly get "Laid," 
There are far too many rules than can ever be obeyed.

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So call a "Kitten" a "Pussy," and a "Rooster" a "Cock," 
Say "Ass Bra" for "Panties," "Foot Condom" for "Sock."

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Because... 

We should be able to talk without having to care, 
Whether we say "Short and Curlies" or just "Nut-Sack Hair."

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G. Bennett Ulrich 

1998